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PhD in Distraction

PhD in Distraction

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Regular price $27.99 USD
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Highly trained… easily distracted.

This text-only piece turns a daily struggle into a sarcastic badge of honor. Clean, punchy, and self-aware, it captures that constant pull toward anything but what you’re supposed to be doing.

A playful take on focus, procrastination, and the art of getting sidetracked.

Designed for those who can laugh at their wandering attention and own it.

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Highest Quality

🔥 **Soft & Lightweight** – Feels like your favorite worn-in tee from day one.
💪 **Durable Print** – High-quality designs that won’t fade or crack.
🌱 **Eco-Friendly Cotton** – Made with sustainably sourced, ring-spun cotton.
😎 **Modern Fit** – Not too tight, not too loose—just right.
👕 **Pre-Shrunk** – No surprises after the first wash!

Material: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Sizes: Unisex fit, available from S to 3XL

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All Orders Usually Ship within 5-7 Days

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Production Time: 2–5 business days

Shipping Time: 3–8 business day

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Washing Instructions

Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.

  • Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
  • Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
  • Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
  • Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.